LOL I shaved my fat cat last week and just left a little poof on his tail. He seems strangely fine with this. I, on the other hand, cannot look at him without busting up. As an aside, I can go to sleep now knowing how awesome I am. Thank you, ducky, for this.
I need one of those fucking grabby things!
Only 20 bucks!
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lol, shave the cat
Shit, shaving a cat isn’t lazy. That takes some work.
And a willingness to bleed.
Alot of bleeding.
Mine strangely doesn’t have a problem with it and actually he seems to like it.
LOL I shaved my fat cat last week and just left a little poof on his tail. He seems strangely fine with this. I, on the other hand, cannot look at him without busting up. As an aside, I can go to sleep now knowing how awesome I am. Thank you, ducky, for this.
I LOLd at the last one
Seeing the start, I was hoping this was the autism spectrum bingo sheet.
velcro shoes, check
sweat pants, check
pokemon t-shirt in middle school, check
mincing toe walk, check
arm flapping on stairs, check
perseverative conversational topic, check
BINGO
yup, you’re SPECIAL
I drink out of the milk carton, motherfucker.
I pee in the kitchen sink, motherfucker.
Who kicks public restroom urinals? I don’t even flush those filthy fucking things.