What the fuckin’ shit balls? Is this Scientology?? 😉
Illuminatus (#1218)
17 years ago
For those who don’t know, this is the work of Jack Chick, hammer of infidels and reject from Marvel and DC. It’s easier to pass as a good artist when your public haven’t good taste or criterion.
But don’t you know that females are much more susceptible by the Dark Evil Powers of Satan? ô.o We simply *must* be the majority when it comes to things like… like… hellish RPGs *shudder*
Jack Chick makes me sad. He has accidentally blurred the line between parody and reality so much that I’m not sure why I’m supposed to find things funny anymore.
I play DnD without dice. Usually, in our circles, the DM is the only one with dice. He rolls attack, checks and etc for PCs in the open, and for NPCs behind his ominous wall of doom AKA “DM Foldout Sheet of Stats”
What the fuckin’ shit balls? Is this Scientology?? 😉
For those who don’t know, this is the work of Jack Chick, hammer of infidels and reject from Marvel and DC. It’s easier to pass as a good artist when your public haven’t good taste or criterion.
OMG… who told Jack Chick the truth about D&D?!
Single criterion or any criteria?
Am I the only one who finds the silliest thing about the comic is that there are 4 females playing D&D.
That’s more than 50% of the players!
wow just wow…
… and they think they are helping Christianity?
The one about reading Harry Potter will make you sell your soul is better!
@... Javboy…
The artist must be smart…. Boys read D&D stuff….putting more girls than boys will keep their attention longer…
But don’t you know that females are much more susceptible by the Dark Evil Powers of Satan? ô.o We simply *must* be the majority when it comes to things like… like… hellish RPGs *shudder*
If you think this is hilarious look at the parody of it at www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/
Darque Dungeons was one of the funniest things I ever saw on the internets 5 years or so ago and it still is.
God hates the scene
www.epsilonminus.com/godhatesthescene/
Jack Chick makes me sad. He has accidentally blurred the line between parody and reality so much that I’m not sure why I’m supposed to find things funny anymore.
This is why I love the internet.
Praise Lord Jesus! lol
that caught me off guard.
I had forgotten about that tract. Now I see why.
If you look at the whole publication, isn’t it funny how the “preacher” looks like a 1970s porn star?
A couple of great parodies of this particular malodorous lump of Chick.
www.fecundity.com/darkdung/index.html
rockstarramblings.blogspot.com/2006/03/image-dogtoring-1-christians-crusades.html
Let’s see how many things are wrong here:
1. Figurines are not typical scale
2. No saving throw for Black Leaf… most thieves are good at pulling their hands back in a hurry
3. Girls outnumbering boys at an RPG session
4. Any D&D player who could cast REAL spells would immediately fry some jocks
5. NO DICE
6. No D&D player reacts to a character death like that (despite urban legend)
7. The DM is the one who says if your light spell blinds anything
8. You don’t become a Wiccan priestess THAT quick!
9. Really badly drawn perspective shots
So, yeah, Jackie boy didn’t exactly do a lot of research… his kind never does
I play DnD without dice. Usually, in our circles, the DM is the only one with dice. He rolls attack, checks and etc for PCs in the open, and for NPCs behind his ominous wall of doom AKA “DM Foldout Sheet of Stats”
Mmmm, I’ve always wanted to have on of those OWD’s they make DMing a lot easier.
More importantly though that rockstarramblings one was fantastic.
Who cares….D and D is lame.
No, Your FACE is lame!
Ooohh Good one, Leno.