It’s a sunny Saturday morning, and once again I am sitting in my beach house enjoying some strawberry haze and the view of the restless sea. When suddenly… BOOM! Douchebags everywhere!
Fuck you, godammit, fuck you and go away, no, go away and then fuck you!!
Anyway. What is it with you american people and new jersey?
I’ve been watching every high quality tv-show from the usa, and in almost everyone of them, somebodys making fun of jersey. (How I Met Your Mother)
Why? Because only parents live there?
(In Germany everybody fucking hates Bavaria, but all americans are thinking, we dress like some idiots in lederhosen and listen to blasmusik with weißwurst und weizenbier.)
Ah and we’ve got a word too (for those people on the picture)
its called “Schwuchteln” = Faggot. But people like this ugly fucker above me have to be called “Gesichtsfotzen”, that means something like cuntface.
Yeah and sorry for the bad english, theres no need for good english when you want to kill james bond and yes of course i want to kill him, its in my blood, i’m german.
Jersey & Long Island are where most of the douche-runoff from New York City washes up. They’re often referred to as “bridge & tunnel” (i.e., not from Manhattan, where the higher forms of life allegedly reside.)
ATTACK OF THE DOUCHEBAGS
John Boehner’s sons?
Oh, that’s nice!
Gweedo! Lookin bro!www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HOUGDOV4x8
Meanwhile, in Jersey douches are taking over the place..
How’d these oversized carrots grow arms?
Carrots don’t take photographs of themselves trying to act cool.
I guess guidos browse mcs too. Carrots wouldn’t vote me “-“
WUT IS HAPPENING TO BRAIN
MUST SUCK ALL OF THEIR DICKS
So cash.
is that lipstick?
A Pokemon Attacks!
A Wild Guidtrio Appears!
fags are fags
nuke it from space.
it`s the only way to be sure.
Suddenly, douchebags, everywhere!
It’s a sunny Saturday morning, and once again I am sitting in my beach house enjoying some strawberry haze and the view of the restless sea. When suddenly… BOOM! Douchebags everywhere!
We have a word for people like that in the UK; cunts.
Sad thing is I bet they get laid more than me. Good thing is when I finally snap I know where to start my murderous rampage.
Everyone post what voice you heard this in.
Me: horrorist – one night in new york city
Fuck you, godammit, fuck you and go away, no, go away and then fuck you!!
Anyway. What is it with you american people and new jersey?
I’ve been watching every high quality tv-show from the usa, and in almost everyone of them, somebodys making fun of jersey. (How I Met Your Mother)
Why? Because only parents live there?
(In Germany everybody fucking hates Bavaria, but all americans are thinking, we dress like some idiots in lederhosen and listen to blasmusik with weißwurst und weizenbier.)
Ah and we’ve got a word too (for those people on the picture)
its called “Schwuchteln” = Faggot. But people like this ugly fucker above me have to be called “Gesichtsfotzen”, that means something like cuntface.
Yeah and sorry for the bad english, theres no need for good english when you want to kill james bond and yes of course i want to kill him, its in my blood, i’m german.
Jersey & Long Island are where most of the douche-runoff from New York City washes up. They’re often referred to as “bridge & tunnel” (i.e., not from Manhattan, where the higher forms of life allegedly reside.)
Ah, thank you!
Don’t forget Brooklyn, and to a lesser degree, Queens.
They forgot to finish shaving.
They broke the gaydar