Teddy roosevelt was such a BAMF, he once got shot in the chest before a press conference, then proceeded to speak, with the bullet still in him… badass
Taft: “Trust” is the name I’ve given my weapon, sirs; As in, “trust I will fucking hack your monopoly shit to pieces if I see fit.” And then I will eat the remains.
needs obama with a purple lightsaber
I’d fuck Roosevelt because of this pic.
I’d say the TR one’s probably pretty accurate.
This. The only one.
Teddy roosevelt was such a BAMF, he once got shot in the chest before a press conference, then proceeded to speak, with the bullet still in him… badass
The internet told me that Washington fucked the shit out of bears.
TR was a real man`s man.The rest were just politicians.
They seem to have toned TR’s badassery down quite a bit.
Taft: “Trust” is the name I’ve given my weapon, sirs; As in, “trust I will fucking hack your monopoly shit to pieces if I see fit.” And then I will eat the remains.
A Bath’leth? In America? It’s more likely than you think…