Well maybe if you had some skin… Some eyes? Maybe even a real face, it might be easier to imagine stuff. As it is you are naught but a sketchily drawn manikin. I’m sorry.
whatever. i added the ingredients, mixed it all up, then baked it in an oven for nine months. and that was just the beginning, because after it came out, i had to raise it and fund it, etc…
I can’t imagine a god who gave us vestigial organs like the appendix & wisdom teeth.
“You know what would be fun? If I stick a bunch of stuff in there that not only doesn’t help the body, but can cause it pain and outright kill it sometimes. Now I’m off to punish gay dogs for sinning against creation.”
Well maybe if you had some skin… Some eyes? Maybe even a real face, it might be easier to imagine stuff. As it is you are naught but a sketchily drawn manikin. I’m sorry.
I have children who I created. sometimes I reward them. sometimes I punish them. srry your imagination is so limited.
Natedog’s kids look just like Natedog.
You contributed half their genetic code. If I give someone half a blueprint for a house, that doesn’t mean that I “created” the house.
whatever. i added the ingredients, mixed it all up, then baked it in an oven for nine months. and that was just the beginning, because after it came out, i had to raise it and fund it, etc…
I can’t imagine a god who gave us vestigial organs like the appendix & wisdom teeth.
“You know what would be fun? If I stick a bunch of stuff in there that not only doesn’t help the body, but can cause it pain and outright kill it sometimes. Now I’m off to punish gay dogs for sinning against creation.”
God didn’t give us those organs, Paul. We got those through evoluti…err… Intelligent Desi…wait, nevermind.
God didn’t give me these organs. I stole most of them from hobos.
i’ll give you an organ
NONE of us would be here if it were not for DOGGY STYLE.