Tiki’s Journal:
User carcass in alley this morning, partyvan tread on burst stomach. This site is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The uploads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of reposts and when the drains finally scab over, all the users will drown. The accumulated filth of all their camwhoring and NSFW posts will foam up about their waists and all the hot chicks and long haired guys will look up and shout, “Save us!”… and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”

They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Casemods or Jesus Christ. Decent men who believed in a day’s theft at Ross for a mediocre wardrobe. Instead they followed the droppings of 4chan and stupid commenters and didn’t realize that the faggotry led over a precipice until it was too late. Don’t tell me they didn’t have a choice. Now the whole site stands on the brink, staring down into a large man’s bloody asshole, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers… and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.