This map is just dumb. What is it supposed to be representing? Other than “Regions”, which is just vague enough to mean nothing without further explanation.
Okay, everybody. These are your sales regions. I want to see all of you hitting your last quarter’s sales quota by next week. Merken, I want you working with Jerken in the Pacific region. Jenkins, lousy East Canada work. I want to see some hustle.
Come on, guys! It’s not difficult. Grow some brass balls, why don’t you? These products practically sell themselves, especially since they’re salesbots, and that’s what they’re programmed to do.
Any questions? Good. Now I want to hear those phone’s ringing.
But… but Mr Kotick? Every website has said that consumers don’t WANT salesbots telling them how good the Call of Duty series is and how they should buy “MORE MORE MORE OR I BURN YOUR FAMILY FOREVER.”
You know, in Canda, it’s more like BC is the West Coast, Quebec and everything east is the East Coast, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba are the Prairies, and everything North of that is just “Fucking Cold!”
People in Ontario think of themselves as East. But that’s because they never look around to see that the country keeps going.
I hate liviing in Toronto.
Huh, I never knew I never knew Idaho, Arizona, Utah, and Nevada were on the Pacific ocean.
Shitty map is shitty.
map is crap
rhyme is sublime
but the mapper is dapper!
Note: The Bahamas are not part of the US or Canada, neither is Antigua.
Interesting side note – the highest point in Antigua is Mount Obama – but that still doesn’t make it part of the US.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED INTO OUR GLOBAL GOVERNANCE
map is full of fail
Missouri is not a Southwestern state either..
New Mexico and Misouri could not be less alike
needs Midwest or Plains states region
West Central WTF??
Montana and Iowa are more dissimilar than similar.
Missouri is in the southwest but Arizona isn’t? Aren’t AZ and NM basically the heart of the SW?
Midwest = East Central… makes no sense.
agreed. I looked at it and was like “WTH is East Central?”
But, to be fair, Midwest stopped making sense about 150 years ago.
Florida should be its own region. We don’t fit in with the deep south.
?? That’s where the Klan was founded….
But it was taken over by snowbirds.
Um Florida has a high redneck population. So you fit in fine with the deep south.
This map is just dumb. What is it supposed to be representing? Other than “Regions”, which is just vague enough to mean nothing without further explanation.
You know, this is the first time I’ve ever realized that such a large chunk of Canada is water (Hudson Bay).
It’s missing the Mid-Atlantic too. West Virginia, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Delaware are neither the Northeast or the Southeast.
Okay, everybody. These are your sales regions. I want to see all of you hitting your last quarter’s sales quota by next week. Merken, I want you working with Jerken in the Pacific region. Jenkins, lousy East Canada work. I want to see some hustle.
Come on, guys! It’s not difficult. Grow some brass balls, why don’t you? These products practically sell themselves, especially since they’re salesbots, and that’s what they’re programmed to do.
Any questions? Good. Now I want to hear those phone’s ringing.
But… but Mr Kotick? Every website has said that consumers don’t WANT salesbots telling them how good the Call of Duty series is and how they should buy “MORE MORE MORE OR I BURN YOUR FAMILY FOREVER.”
Canada; we’re bigger and we’re on top, if this was prison you’d be our bitch.
HAT
America; Canada’s underwear.
oh wow. if it weren’t for this I would never be able to tell the difference between southeast and east central. FML
Eastern Canada and Western Canada? Yup, sounds about right.
The bottom part should just say “the states”
You know, in Canda, it’s more like BC is the West Coast, Quebec and everything east is the East Coast, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba are the Prairies, and everything North of that is just “Fucking Cold!”
CANADA* Spelling fail.
People in Ontario think of themselves as East. But that’s because they never look around to see that the country keeps going.
I hate liviing in Toronto.
Classic Spatial Autocorrelation error.