im pretty sure this is the episode where dwight is in charge of picking the health care plan, takes over the conference room as his “workspace” (not office) and jim locks him in. first season, third episode – “jim! jim!! JIM!!!”
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.
I FUCKING LOVE DWIGHT K. SCHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
im pretty sure this is the episode where dwight is in charge of picking the health care plan, takes over the conference room as his “workspace” (not office) and jim locks him in. first season, third episode – “jim! jim!! JIM!!!”
SASQUATCHES ARE THE STRONGEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET, SO FINE, CALL ME A SASQUATCH!
“THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD”
people say thats who im gonna turn into
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.
Who?
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
I saw that and my first thought was “Doc, we gotta get back to the future!”