At least trim it, so it hasn’t got hairs sticking out all over the place. Or get out and have a barber do it. Just make sure to take some clean underwear with you, in case it’s a woman.
“Neighbors later said he seemed like a nice enough guy, tho a loner, really. At least they knew what finally happened to all those missing children in the neighborhood.”
10 internets for you Demon for offering a solution to the scraggly ass ball sack growth.
Most want to just tear him down but you come with helpful hints.
^^Fuck all these guys, Atk. A beard like that takes dedication. At least a) it’s relatively even, b) not a fucking neckbeard, c) not one of those pencil-thin faggot jaw-liners, and finally d) has no food stuck in it.
Had one myself, long ago, but it looked like an animal had died on my face and itched like a motherfucker. Just looking at this now is making me scratch.
* “There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one.” -Greek saying
* “A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman.” – Afghan Saying
* “The beard is the handsomeness of the face, and a wife is the joy in a man’s heart.” – R’ Akiva, Eicha Rabbah
* Leonato: You may light on a husband that hath no beard.
Beatrice: What should I do with him? Dress him in my apparel and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him… -William Shakespeare – Excerpt from Much Ado About Nothing – Act 2, Scene I
* “And yet your beards forbid me…” – Banquo, to the witches, in Shakespeare’s Macbeth.
* “Shaving was a custom of the Macedonian military, taken over by Hellenic and Roman society. From then on the beard becomes a philosophical status symbol, a sign of non-conformism.” – Peter Sloterdijk, Critique of Cynical Reason, pg. 210, n.4
Doesnt anything good come from you?
well that explains all the dickgirls
neckbeard = dickgirls
that is *exactly* what i thought when i saw this horrible, horrible picture.
y is he the one associated with dickgirls and not me? i have no ugly ass beard
We like you…and you don’t post dozens of the things all at once.
I like u 2, momma
You can’t completely blame Atkinson, Tiki’s the one that accepts them all at once and he trolls the hell outta you.
I’ll just continue to blame him anyhow. :p
it looks like a cross between bin ladens beard and my ballsack
i lol’d
That thing is fucking disgusting, shave it.
God damn that’s worse then fucking bums I see on the streets.
At least trim it, so it hasn’t got hairs sticking out all over the place. Or get out and have a barber do it. Just make sure to take some clean underwear with you, in case it’s a woman.
Rasputin? Is that you???
chronic masturbation beard.
“Neighbors later said he seemed like a nice enough guy, tho a loner, really. At least they knew what finally happened to all those missing children in the neighborhood.”
(I kid. I`m a kidder.)
Who are you? That 6 Dollar shirt guy?
Only 2 people should have beards like that:
Hobos living under a bridge and Hobos living in the forest.
Im pretty sure those jewish people have them … liek teh priezt ?
It’s like everything makes sense now about you, but there is so much more unknown. Keep it that way.
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10 internets for you Demon for offering a solution to the scraggly ass ball sack growth.
Most want to just tear him down but you come with helpful hints.
*rofling*
^^Fuck all these guys, Atk. A beard like that takes dedication. At least a) it’s relatively even, b) not a fucking neckbeard, c) not one of those pencil-thin faggot jaw-liners, and finally d) has no food stuck in it.
Had one myself, long ago, but it looked like an animal had died on my face and itched like a motherfucker. Just looking at this now is making me scratch.
The funny about all this stupid talk is that I just like me this way! 🙂
Atk
* “There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one.” -Greek saying
* “A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman.” – Afghan Saying
* “The beard is the handsomeness of the face, and a wife is the joy in a man’s heart.” – R’ Akiva, Eicha Rabbah
* Leonato: You may light on a husband that hath no beard.
Beatrice: What should I do with him? Dress him in my apparel and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him… -William Shakespeare – Excerpt from Much Ado About Nothing – Act 2, Scene I
* “And yet your beards forbid me…” – Banquo, to the witches, in Shakespeare’s Macbeth.
* “Shaving was a custom of the Macedonian military, taken over by Hellenic and Roman society. From then on the beard becomes a philosophical status symbol, a sign of non-conformism.” – Peter Sloterdijk, Critique of Cynical Reason, pg. 210, n.4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard#Quotations_regarding_beards
Atk
God damn, what the hell is wrong with you people? That thing is magnificent. Rock on, Antkinson.
🙂