Is the guy with the abs that numbnuts off that Jersey Shore show whose pathologically incapable of keeping his shirt on? I don’t have cable, or a TV for that matter, so all I’ve seen is a couple pictures on TV guide covers, but it kinda looks like him, doesn’t it?

Regardless, we’re missing out on some classic captioning here, so I’m going to go with, “Remember ladies, a 6-pack is OK for two, but a keg is more fun at parties.”