this has happened to me a couple times. also: having to wait for that stupid thing to point in the right direction.
IF IT’S HAPPENED TO YOU TOO, THEN WHY YOU HATIN ON TEH KITTEHS?
cause the kittehs are teh stupid
I can’t pee when i haz woods.
do a hand stand
I’m getting stronger as I get older. It’s easier to hold it down now…
You will regret that one day.
This has never happened to me.
Like I always say,blast it with piss.
Paint a picture!
This is why you do the morning pee in the shower.
Ditto. Do it so often, I forget its a thing
“Standing for the queen, eh? That’s why god created sinks!” Harold Hedd
Hahahahaha!!! ssssshhhhhh!!!
I think anybody who has had their dick for more than one day can avoid this scenario.
obviously you have had a dick for less than a day.
The matriarch of your family tree has had it for years
no u, etc
so if this is your problem, why don’t you just sit down? It’s not rocket science or anything!?
You will probably pee on your face… bad idea… the sink and the shower works better.
Sit to pee!? what are you, a female?
When I was younger I walked backwards 4 ft. from the toilet. Created an arch, like a urine rainbow.
IF IT’S HAPPENED TO YOU TOO, THEN WHY YOU HATIN ON TEH KITTEHS?
cause the kittehs are teh stupid
I can’t pee when i haz woods.
do a hand stand
I’m getting stronger as I get older. It’s easier to hold it down now…
You will regret that one day.
This has never happened to me.
Like I always say,blast it with piss.
Paint a picture!
This is why you do the morning pee in the shower.
Ditto. Do it so often, I forget its a thing
“Standing for the queen, eh? That’s why god created sinks!” Harold Hedd
Hahahahaha!!! ssssshhhhhh!!!
I think anybody who has had their dick for more than one day can avoid this scenario.
obviously you have had a dick for less than a day.
The matriarch of your family tree has had it for years
no u, etc
so if this is your problem, why don’t you just sit down? It’s not rocket science or anything!?
You will probably pee on your face… bad idea… the sink and the shower works better.
Sit to pee!? what are you, a female?
When I was younger I walked backwards 4 ft. from the toilet. Created an arch, like a urine rainbow.