I know what that kiss means. It means that she will never sleep with him, despite his eternal longing for her. It means that he will put up with years of her complaining about her boyfriends and picking up the pieces of her heart every time she gets a disease or a boy hurts her. It means that he is, and always will be, stuck in the friend zone… Sealed with a kiss. A KISS OF DOOOOOOOM!
“Thank you SOO much for paying for my prom ticket, prom dress, corsage, dinner, limo, hotel room, booze, and condoms! By date just lost his job, so he can’t afford that stuff himself. Have fun at home playing halo!”
His every natural impulse is telling him to rapidly tap V.
you dont rule out the fact that he could be a she
realistically, lesbians tend to be butch
lol boner
Where’s my keyboard so I can typeemfjernf jukweb, fherkfurew vwenrhjfwefdwqukcjgjerhcfuke rfhedkfhre
AHHHHH COOOTIES!!!!!!!1
Damnit, I’d have had my tongue in her mouth and my hand on her breast…
Bullshit, thats probably you…
He looks terrified.
So innocent. Oh how I miss thee.
and then she recoiled sharply at the smell of his body odor.
Inb4 Butt comments.
I know what that kiss means. It means that she will never sleep with him, despite his eternal longing for her. It means that he will put up with years of her complaining about her boyfriends and picking up the pieces of her heart every time she gets a disease or a boy hurts her. It means that he is, and always will be, stuck in the friend zone… Sealed with a kiss. A KISS OF DOOOOOOOM!
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn
Meanwhile, she’s thinking “This is the greatest gift he will ever receive.”
THIS.
A million times THIS.
You can’t get more THIS than THAT.
From the look on his face, it looks like he knows what that kiss means, too.
He looks like he just lost the game!
“Thank you SOO much for paying for my prom ticket, prom dress, corsage, dinner, limo, hotel room, booze, and condoms! By date just lost his job, so he can’t afford that stuff himself. Have fun at home playing halo!”
It sucks when the only person proud of you winning something is your sister.
Assuming that isn’t his sister, this guy has had better luck with girls than I have.
Casemods, man, why do you do this to yourself? You’ve opened the floodgates to a torrent of incest jokes at your expense.
You’re implying my internet fame can be damaged by a couple of incest jokes
Don’t talk to me please.
Yay Casemods! I <3 Casemods!
black guy reachin in like GIRL YOU DONT WANT THAT LIMPDICK GET ON MAH POWL
he looks like he’s going to panic
His mind is blown – he knows this can’t be possible. Its like he’s just divided by 0.