Best death is a .45 to the base of the skull, pointed toward either of the temples. Guaranteed no pain. Any able person can do it. Go off in the forest though.
whatever, you’re weak, “no pain”. a shit/piss/vomit stream is clearly the most awesome way. imagine the view, if the pressure hasn’t exploded your eyeballs, from way up in the atmosphere as you spin and spray.
Awesome. Reminds of the scene in Family Guy:
I don’t wanna! I don’t wannaBLAAAAAUUUUUURRGGGGGGG
Why… why didn’t anyone tell me itBLUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Mandouken (A vastly more epic offshoot of the “Hadouken”): When a man expels bodily fluid or matter from more than one orifice at the same time. See: Shit-sneeze.
Whoa. I simply must have the source. What an extravagant mind.
the source is anonymous, i’m sure.
and you can do as good, because you have an extravagant mind. i expect some OC on my desk before the semester is up
Wow I don’t even know what to say.
My God…..It’s beautiful!
Best death is a .45 to the base of the skull, pointed toward either of the temples. Guaranteed no pain. Any able person can do it. Go off in the forest though.
Second, opiate overdose.
whatever, you’re weak, “no pain”. a shit/piss/vomit stream is clearly the most awesome way. imagine the view, if the pressure hasn’t exploded your eyeballs, from way up in the atmosphere as you spin and spray.
“Guaranteed”? I don’t believe you.
Go try both methods and tell us how it went.
kermit nooooooooooooooooooooooo
i think he’s got a runny nose, too
Awesome. Reminds of the scene in Family Guy:
I don’t wanna! I don’t wannaBLAAAAAUUUUUURRGGGGGGG
Why… why didn’t anyone tell me itBLUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
One of the best gross out scenes evar.
Mandouken (A vastly more epic offshoot of the “Hadouken”): When a man expels bodily fluid or matter from more than one orifice at the same time. See: Shit-sneeze.