The man next to him just realized the meal is tacos, and garlic humus and they are flying to New Zealand. Better to take the plane down then suffer that fate. And THAT is how 9/11 happened.
A lot of airlines will require a person that size to purchase TWO tickets. You can see clearly why – it’s a safety hazard (to him and anyone else trying to go down the isle). If he takes up two seats, he should pay for them.
It is only a matter of time before we get a large influx of obese terrorists, because nobody is gonna strip search that dude for no reason. For now though the TSA will be ever vigilant on that small but critical percentage of sexy female terrorists.
Just recently heard of the new equipment they are starting to implement in airports. It pretty much X-Rays you and shows your body outline without clothing on from what I hear. Guess all the terrorists will have to stash their stuff “inside” from now on.
this guy is not only fat, he is also fucking big! see how tall he looks among all the people, i know he is seated in the arm of the chair, but looks very tall anyway.
This actually caused 9/11.
THEY BETTER FUCKING BURN THAT ARMREST BEFORE I BOARD THAT FUCKER.
The man next to him just realized the meal is tacos, and garlic humus and they are flying to New Zealand. Better to take the plane down then suffer that fate. And THAT is how 9/11 happened.
Poor guy..that must be infinitely embarrassing 🙁
i know right? that would suck so bad!
Yeah he accidentally wakes up so large one morning and has to deal with thisNO I HOPE HE IS EMBARRASSED ENOUGH TO RECONSIDER HIS NEXT MCMEAL.
Not enough to make him put down that piece of cake.
MOAR PEE NUTS
this is why i hate flying.
In case of fire
your fucked, what was once a 2-person aisle is now limited to one person squeezing past his fat ass at a time
in case of a water landing, grab hold of that fat whale and he will swim you to shore
in case of terrorist attack
hide behind him, fat guys make better cover
A lot of airlines will require a person that size to purchase TWO tickets. You can see clearly why – it’s a safety hazard (to him and anyone else trying to go down the isle). If he takes up two seats, he should pay for them.
It is only a matter of time before we get a large influx of obese terrorists, because nobody is gonna strip search that dude for no reason. For now though the TSA will be ever vigilant on that small but critical percentage of sexy female terrorists.
The threat is out there and it has boobies!
Just recently heard of the new equipment they are starting to implement in airports. It pretty much X-Rays you and shows your body outline without clothing on from what I hear. Guess all the terrorists will have to stash their stuff “inside” from now on.
Too bad it doesn’t work that well.
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/24/body_scanner_fail/
this guy is not only fat, he is also fucking big! see how tall he looks among all the people, i know he is seated in the arm of the chair, but looks very tall anyway.
is this legal?
I surmise that he is only sitting there to talk to the guy next to him. Note how the row behind is empty. I bet that’s where he’s sitting.
that load weights EASILY 500 pounds, or 2-5x the weight of a normal
passenger.
can you imagine if theres turbulence and this 500lb flesh boulder is
careening toward you?
forget terrorists, this guy is your enemy if you’re on his flight.
www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg
well…
maybe his existence will convince other people to be healthier.
what americans actually believe
It’s all part of his master plan.
Food trolley comes along.
Can’t get past. Gets stuck.
Fat Passenger devours food trolley.
And air hostess.
He’s a one-man ambush party.