A man comes home one day and sits down the cough with a thud. He bellows to his wife to bring him a beer. She comes out with a can in her hand. He says, ‘In a glass you wench. She leaves and returns with a glass of beer. He takes the beer without saying anything. She says, ‘I could have poisoned that. He looks at his wife and says,â€And I would drink it anyway.â€
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“…and sits down the cough with a thud.”
I had a hacking cough once, but with a thud has to be more painful.