It’s amazing that such a surreal being could coexist with us on this harsh terrestrial body. It is a testimonial to this species to be able to evolve and thrive in it’s tiny niche. The wonders of our world are without limit.
I made you a cookie, but I injected it with neurotoxic venom and dragged it off to liquify and serve as a food source for my multitudinous brood of offspring.
fuck that
*STOMP*
Awwww, he’s insecure because he’s balding.
*shudder*
Such cute big brown eyes
It’s amazing that such a surreal being could coexist with us on this harsh terrestrial body. It is a testimonial to this species to be able to evolve and thrive in it’s tiny niche. The wonders of our world are without limit.
But alas, fuck that and *stomp*
You, good sir, made me laugh hard. These are the words of the most evil biologist ever.
Creepy in a tick sort of way.
I made you a cookie, but I injected it with neurotoxic venom and dragged it off to liquify and serve as a food source for my multitudinous brood of offspring.
D’aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwKILLITWITHFIREawwwwwwwwwwwwww.
All life is connected. I never cared much for most of my cousins. *stomp*
Aww Dah BA BA