Yeah, that’s not an LDS missionary. That’s just a guy trying to sell you something.
Two of ’em, in white short-sleeve dress shirts, usually with bike helmets and a backpack full of copies of the Book of Mormon. And that indescribable air of Mormon-ness to them- spend time in Utah, and it’s unmistakable.
You know i have never had a mormon or a jehovahs witness knock at my door. And the kingdom hall of jehovas witnesses is like 3 miles away from my house. My experiences with mormons has been actually quite pleasant. An unusually nice group they are.
I had Jehovah’s witnesses knock at my door once. They both had fancy suits on and if the older one wasn’t present I would have hit on the other. They gave me a colourful flyer and said I should come to their gatherings so I can participate in their orgies.
I lived in Utah for three years and they never came by our place. But I’ve always wondered how you get sent to Utah on your mission. I mean, some poor bastard is getting sent out to proselytize to the Sahara desert or something, and you get to go to the most Mormon place on Earth, where you apparently don’t even bother the real heathens such as myself.
I like Mormons well enough, as long as they don’t proselytize. I have cousins that are Jehovah Witness, and always end up sitting w/ them, because they don’t participate in others’ religious ceremonies. They’re the only JW I know and I like them a lot, way better than my Born Again cousins.
Where is the rest? Cliffhanger much.
One minute. Please!
right over the head, there
One minute!! Please.
right over the head, there
GODDAMMOT
Why’s the front door turn to plywood in panel 2, then magically back to a regular door? Is Jesus punking us?
What the hell are you talking about?
Umm… they travel in two’s and wear white.
Yeah, that’s not an LDS missionary. That’s just a guy trying to sell you something.
Two of ’em, in white short-sleeve dress shirts, usually with bike helmets and a backpack full of copies of the Book of Mormon. And that indescribable air of Mormon-ness to them- spend time in Utah, and it’s unmistakable.
You know i have never had a mormon or a jehovahs witness knock at my door. And the kingdom hall of jehovas witnesses is like 3 miles away from my house. My experiences with mormons has been actually quite pleasant. An unusually nice group they are.
I had Jehovah’s witnesses knock at my door once. They both had fancy suits on and if the older one wasn’t present I would have hit on the other. They gave me a colourful flyer and said I should come to their gatherings so I can participate in their orgies.
I lived in Utah for three years and they never came by our place. But I’ve always wondered how you get sent to Utah on your mission. I mean, some poor bastard is getting sent out to proselytize to the Sahara desert or something, and you get to go to the most Mormon place on Earth, where you apparently don’t even bother the real heathens such as myself.
You folks are complaining that they DON’T come to your place? Sounds like heaven to me.
I like Mormons well enough, as long as they don’t proselytize. I have cousins that are Jehovah Witness, and always end up sitting w/ them, because they don’t participate in others’ religious ceremonies. They’re the only JW I know and I like them a lot, way better than my Born Again cousins.
am i the only one that just sees a black box? i’m soo lost!
Look closer. You have to stare at it for a while.
lol i see it now. for some reason it was just a big black box last time i looked at it