Today is my birthday, I was born in 1980, hence I am now 44.
If you’d like to wish me a happy birthday, the best way to do it is to join up as a Patreon.
The second best way is to buy a bobble from Amazon (papa bless), perhaps the trinket will endear you to my good will?
Regardless, I’m just happy to have survived yet another year! Now that I’m done celebrating by eating steak and cake, I’m going to get back on my healthy diet of green leafy things and a power bar once a week.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! I just had a birthday, too. I am 21 years old, with 43 years of experience.
Happy Birthday! I’m only as old as I feel and I feel pretty damn old.
Congrats! I’ve added your event to my calendar. I turned 51 this year. I feel like I’m still in my 40s, but at times my body says otherwise.