I felt there was an opportunity to be funny, so I acted appropriately. Perhaps I was mistaken and I should move to Iceland to become a mime. I’m going to send you a postcard but I will not sign it.

What do they say? I know it’s rare in women, but common in men. I found out about it just recently. I remember having so many arguments with people over what colour something is, all my life. Then all of a sudden it all made sense.

Haha oh you, you got me. I don’t know, something unpleasant. For example I used to be convinced that everyone else couldn’t see colours correctly except me which is why I would argue so much. I’m sure that’s unpleasant to others should they realise my true motives. Or lack thereof.