Genius… Why did i not see this before…? Kind of explains how Superman can masquerade as Clark Kent with little more than a pair of glasses, and never be recognized…
HE watches you all the time!
HE has a list, and HE’s checking it twice.
He’s knows who’s been naughty and nice.
HE’s… Wait a second here folks.
GOD watches us all the time.
GOD has a list.
GOD knows who’s been naughty and nice.
GOD’s son’s birthday is Christmas Eve.
OMG (Sorry GOD), GOD IS SANTA!!!
Damn Fundies; always trying to ruin my Christmas.
Gilly (#734)
15 years ago
Let us not forget jehova, who might not fit the bill for fashion sense but certainly on threats, disinformation and a lot more.
Buddy (#)
13 years ago
God doesn’t feed lies or harm the innocent. All the roman emperors who were Christians were more powerful than the rest and won all their battles. Whereas pagan roman emperors were the worst emperors and achieved nothing. Why is this? It’s because the Christian roman emperors were blessed by God.
‘unharmed by fire’ made me laugh
both known to give presents while you sleep
ONLY THE PRESENTS THEY GIVE ARE QUITE DIFFERENT
Finally someone gets it right.
Genius… Why did i not see this before…? Kind of explains how Superman can masquerade as Clark Kent with little more than a pair of glasses, and never be recognized…
SATAN CLAWS!!!
HE watches you all the time!
HE has a list, and HE’s checking it twice.
He’s knows who’s been naughty and nice.
HE’s… Wait a second here folks.
GOD watches us all the time.
GOD has a list.
GOD knows who’s been naughty and nice.
GOD’s son’s birthday is Christmas Eve.
OMG (Sorry GOD), GOD IS SANTA!!!
Damn Fundies; always trying to ruin my Christmas.
Let us not forget jehova, who might not fit the bill for fashion sense but certainly on threats, disinformation and a lot more.
God doesn’t feed lies or harm the innocent. All the roman emperors who were Christians were more powerful than the rest and won all their battles. Whereas pagan roman emperors were the worst emperors and achieved nothing. Why is this? It’s because the Christian roman emperors were blessed by God.
Santa = atheist.