Having kids- that’s what sucks. I don’t have any, but my wife and I took care of her sister’s kids for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I was glad when her sister came back for the kids so we could have free time again.
Your whole life will be to make their lives better.
You buy them food, clothed, cool stuff that the “MUST” have.
Then, for some reason, they completely turn against you.
It’s like, “hey, person who basically gives me everything without making me even lift a finger, FUCK YOU, I want to impress my friends because I don’t like someone like you telling me what to do”.
At this point, you BITCH SLAP THAT FUCKER right across his or her face and say “that’s enough of your shit you fuckin bitch!”
Either they shape up, or shoot up the school, depending on your parenting.
Though I did raise three boys and none of them seem to hate me. They don’t call me too often and have yet to give me grandkids…both of which make me very very happy. The trick is to raise them to be adults. If you remember that, you should be fine…as a parent (you in a plural generic way)
Personally I enjoy the forthright expressivity of our male archetype-characature in his concise, open statement directly addressing the futility of existence and his never-ending frustration with the circumstances that he has chosen and subsequently lost control of.
I can’t decide which baby I like more, the one biting the father’s butt or the one who is throwing up. Good stuff.
The one biting the father’s butt also appears to have a black eye. lol
the dad is my fave
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lol, funniest creatures and picture 🙂
Man, being married is awesome.
Having kids- that’s what sucks. I don’t have any, but my wife and I took care of her sister’s kids for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I was glad when her sister came back for the kids so we could have free time again.
This!
Marriage is between adults, changing little of your current relationship if you’re already living together. Rugrats are always optional.
Especially.. what is that? Eight?! Fk reality TV. People who have eight kids will be miserable whether or not their married.
The 3 rings of marriage are:
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering
Once you have kids, you are a slave to them.
Your whole life will be to make their lives better.
You buy them food, clothed, cool stuff that the “MUST” have.
Then, for some reason, they completely turn against you.
It’s like, “hey, person who basically gives me everything without making me even lift a finger, FUCK YOU, I want to impress my friends because I don’t like someone like you telling me what to do”.
At this point, you BITCH SLAP THAT FUCKER right across his or her face and say “that’s enough of your shit you fuckin bitch!”
Either they shape up, or shoot up the school, depending on your parenting.
Despite the auto-negs you get; this is very insightful!
It appears to be the case that you have stopped smoking meth. Congratulations.
At this point, you BITCH SLAP THAT FUCKER right across his or her face and say “that’s enough of your shit you fuckin bitch!â€
I read that with Cartman’s voice in my head and LOL’d
Where do you think I came up with it?
Though I did raise three boys and none of them seem to hate me. They don’t call me too often and have yet to give me grandkids…both of which make me very very happy. The trick is to raise them to be adults. If you remember that, you should be fine…as a parent (you in a plural generic way)
Personally I enjoy the forthright expressivity of our male archetype-characature in his concise, open statement directly addressing the futility of existence and his never-ending frustration with the circumstances that he has chosen and subsequently lost control of.
Also lol puking babies.
Nice attempt to sound smart but it doesn’t make sense.
just ignore all the bits below the pictures (we call those fancy parts “words”) and you’ll be ok