I have a ritual called ‘terminator’. I crouch in the shower in the ‘naked terminator’ pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
I’ve got a weird knob, where I rotate to adjust heat, and pull back to adjust water flow, so the heat is already set to where I like it, just turn it on, disrobe, and enter with an awesomeface in place.
I do the normal way: Check to see water is warm with your hand and enter.
I do that.
I turn the water on and, while standing outside the shower, lean in with my 12 inch schlong to test the water temp. lol
Just kidding. It’s only 7.25 inches long.
sounds like a good way to burn your dick off.
You would think that’s what could happen but, being the responsible parent of four that I am, our water is set to 120° so I am fairly safe.
In addition, all the prOn I view and “me” time I get, I have quite the callused male member that can take even the hottest of water. 😉
Pix or I don’t believe you.
Me too, but my schlong is 14″.
Wow, that must be impressive!
7.25, 14 inches, etc… Measurement starting at the asshole?
lol you are serious arent you:)
i usually go to the shower, hang out naked, and maybe take a shower later.
I believe those are called gay bath houses.
I have a ritual called ‘terminator’. I crouch in the shower in the ‘naked terminator’ pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
I lol’d
I bathe in the blood of a thousand deathwrestled badgers.
I bought a curved shower rod. Very cool.
I have a curved shower rod…
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I turn it on, get naked, then get in. I adjust the water after I’m wet.
Am I the only one who is hardcore? That will wake you up in the morning.
i shit while it gets hot. one the of the three ‘s’ is already down. literally.
I’ve got a weird knob, where I rotate to adjust heat, and pull back to adjust water flow, so the heat is already set to where I like it, just turn it on, disrobe, and enter with an awesomeface in place.
HA! He’s got a “weird knob”!
Fun trick, once someone gets in turn off the outflow water knob on the water heater.
gum is my toothpaste and deodorant is my shower.