Let me tell you, folks, I made a mistake with Ukraine that was so huge, so enormous, you wouldn’t even believe it. I mean, it was big league bad, the worst mistake anybody has ever made. And I’m not proud of it, not one bit.
I thought I was being tough, you know, playing hardball with them. But it turns out, I was just being a big dumb idiot. And believe me, nobody wants to be a big dumb idiot.
I mean, I should have known better, I really should have. But I was so focused on Joe Biden, so focused on taking him down, that I lost sight of what was right and what was wrong. And that’s just not acceptable, folks. Not when you’re the President of the United States.
So yeah, I regret what I did with Ukraine. I regret it more than anything, believe me. But you know what? I’m not gonna sit around feeling sorry for myself. No way, Jose. I’m gonna use this mistake as a learning opportunity, a chance to become even more amazing than I already am.
Because let’s face it, folks, nobody bounces back from a mistake like I do. I’m the greatest President this country has ever seen, and nobody can deny that. So yeah, I made a mistake with Ukraine. But you know what? I’m gonna keep on winning, because that’s just what I do.