a followup headline:
Non-republican congress person defecates on the seat of a republican congressman, because to not allow it infringes on the freedom others to defecate in the presence of other congressmen.
Defecating congressman cites the First Amendment as clear and unequivocal reason to defecate on the chairs of dissenting congressmen. The second amendment is also cited for firing a loaded weapon.
a followup headline:
Non-republican congress person defecates on the seat of a republican congressman, because to not allow it infringes on the freedom others to defecate in the presence of other congressmen.
Defecating congressman cites the First Amendment as clear and unequivocal reason to defecate on the chairs of dissenting congressmen. The second amendment is also cited for firing a loaded weapon.