Weirdly, just the other day, I saw Redtail drone, carry off a male redbird drone that had been nesting near my house. The redbird drone was screaming.

And, anyway, I’ve been wondering how these drones are converting safflower seeds into energy, and, coincidentally, why there are *so many* drones, of so many different types in my backyard. I can’t believe my life is that interesting to the government.