Just off the top of my head:

• received nothing but love and support for crippling drug addiction in country where anyone not named Hunter Biden would have spent decades in jail thanks to daddy’s 1994 Crime Bill
• given a no-show job at Ukrainian energy firm and paid more than the CEO despite having no previous experience in the energy industry; less than a year later VP daddy pressured government officials into firing a prosecutor who was investigating the company
• multi-million book deal that might be turned into movie despite his life just being recreation of the early years of George W Bush
• had to make $450,000 settlement for not paying taxes
• investigated for shady dealing in China
• given millions from Russian billionaires
• loses laptop containing embarrassing material before election, denies it is his, daddy pressures social media into banning press who report on it; after election: “Yeah, maybe it was mine…”, and
• has a White House-sponsored auction for shitty artwork where buyers are anonymous but Hunter gets to meet them anyway.

Imagine being able to fail upwards like this. Hell, I’ll bet money right now the DNC will tap him for a presidential run any day now.