The Democratic establishment: ah-HA! Trump only paid 750 bucks in taxes. NOW we got ’em! This changes everything.
Trump: You’re just jealous I’m clever enough to massage my tax returns and you aren’t. Losers.
Trumptards: Fuck yeah! MAGAAAAA!
The greater American public: Please, I don’t know how much longer we can hang on. We need healthcare, we need emergency relief to pay our rent. Someone please listen to us! My child is sick and we can’t afford both food and rent. Could you at least extend the moratorium on evictions?
The Democratic establishment, Trump, and Trumptards: lol, no.
The Democratic establishment: ah-HA! Trump only paid 750 bucks in taxes. NOW we got ’em! This changes everything.
Trump: You’re just jealous I’m clever enough to massage my tax returns and you aren’t. Losers.
Trumptards: Fuck yeah! MAGAAAAA!
The greater American public: Please, I don’t know how much longer we can hang on. We need healthcare, we need emergency relief to pay our rent. Someone please listen to us! My child is sick and we can’t afford both food and rent. Could you at least extend the moratorium on evictions?
The Democratic establishment, Trump, and Trumptards: lol, no.
Baby steps.