flush or bill will cut off your dick

Added on October 28th, 2018 by alisonpokorny33 | Report Post
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Saborlas (#554)

6 years ago

The reason why men’s bathrooms smell like piss is because a lot of men don’t realize that the last few drops go straight down. They don’t want to get too close to the urinal because they’re afraid of splashback (either that or they’re exhibitionists). So those last drops go onto the floor.

Then there are the idiots who let fly before their aim is even REMOTELY close, because they’re not the ones who have to clean it up.

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6 years ago

It was a weird day when I realized how many different urinal designs there are out there, and that you have to have a different stance and pee strategy for nearly every single one of them. Some of them are pretty obvious that you need to shoot into a corner, but sometimes shooting in a corner will give significant spray back, causing all sorts of issues.

If it’s my first time at a specific urinal it’s a painfully slow process of not letting go at full volume, just to be sure I’m not going to be covered in my own urine.