Pizza toppings can be contentious, especially if those toppings involve pineapple. But move over, spiky tropical fruit, because there’s a new ’za controversy in town. Lions & Tigers & Squares, a Detroit-style pizzeria in New York, has announced a pizza that replaces tomato sauce with mustard and tops it with corned beef, sauerkraut, and cheese.
That’s not a pizza. That’s an oversized openfaced sandwich.
“open faced sandwich” is a phrase and thing that makes me so god damned angry ever time I hear it.