13 Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend if You Want to Get Punched in Your Head

 

Perhaps you had a situation when your question caused an ambiguous reaction in the girl. And at that moment it was not clear whether she was offended, embarrassed or even dreaming to punch you in the groin. Remember these 13 questions from datingladies.com that girls do not like while you are still alive and finally did not destroy the prospect of building a relationship.

 

Can I kiss you, please?

 

Do not ask about it. If you are on a date, you will understand whether she wants it or not. If she wants, wait for the right time and act. And if you ask her about it, she will either laugh in your face, or tactfully call herself a taxi to go home and quickly tell her friends what a miserable loser you are.

 

Why are not you talking to me?

 

Well, really, buddy, do not be a weakling! If it seems to you that she is not interested in you, then show wit and cause the opposite reaction. Otherwise, concentrate your energy on the other, but do not humiliate yourself. Sometimes a lack of interest is a good sign that it is not worth continuing communication.

 

Why do you look different today?

 

Even if your observation is fair, it will not cause a positive reaction. Looking different… what do you mean, boy? Worse? So you tell her that she looks bad today. And if it’s better, it turns out that she sucks all the other time (except for today, of course). If you have managed to ask such a question, get ready to get a blow directly on your small balls.

 

Did you sleep badly at night?

 

If this is not a subtle hint of a shared night, then you once again emphasize that today it looks bad. This can embarrass her.

 

How old are you?

 

This is an old cliche, but still effective. The first rule of the gentlemen’s club: never ask the women about their age. Even if your girlfriend is 75, pretend that you do not even guess about her age and you are not interested in it at all.

 

What are we going to do today?

 

Girls like it when a guy takes the initiative and is able to make an independent decision. If you are used to the fact that your mother plans your day, forget about the girls. Think about your mother and calm down.

 

Are you going to wear this?

 

Think about the consequences of this issue. Perhaps she will try to strangle you with a scarf, which you criticized, or pierce you with the heels of her shoes that you did not approve. Although, if you like that, then ask this question more often!

 

How many guys did you have?

 

Do you really want to know this? If not, then this is a bad way to keep the conversation going. Otherwise, she will ask you a counter question and find out that you are a virgin.

 

How much do you weigh?

 

The second rule of the gentlemen’s club: never ask the girls about their weight.

 

Do you have a period, girl?

 

An inexperienced way to explain the bad mood of a girl which for some reason is still popular. If you think that she will laugh after this question, work on a sense of humor. You have big problems with that, mate.

 

Can you borrow me some money?

 

If you are not looking for a lender, then this is the right way to push a girl away from you. You are not only directly pointing to the instability of your financial situation, so you are also burdening her with it.

 

Why are you friends with them?

 

People support communication with others for a variety of reasons. Asking about her friendship with someone means is to point insecurity on your part.

 

Are you really going to eat this?

 

Do not question her gastronomic predilections, especially if she herself cooked it. Better ask her to give you a serving and pretend that it’s very tasty.

 



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