Taken in by robot worshiping nuns from the future, Ryan Reynolds was turned into the past’s ultimate protector: Deadpool, the only hero equipped with the emotional stability to take on the role of a lifetime: life companion to a time traveling techno organic widower from the future’s future, sent to the past’s past to kill children before they turn into Hitler.  Also, Terry Cruise shows up.

This was a good movie. I don’t want to talk about much because all the marketing you’ve seen is a lie, but the story is right there in the synopsis that I just made up. See it before it’s spoiled by a local teenage negasonic punk looking for lols or lawls.