What if I watch porn ?
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER.
What if I just observe it to check if it is porn and about 10-15 mins later I realize its porn I stop watching and take a nap….still hell?
Lucky for me, I look at porn without scare quotes around it, so I’m good. Think I’ll buy buddy with the sign there a fleshlight when I meet him in heaven.
To be safe, just make sure it’s really nasty stuff you’re watching. If someone spent money on background music or your soul is in danger.
If you continue to use quotation marks to convey emphasis, I will find you and strangle you with my ten foot long penis.
“ten foot long” you say?
What if I watch porn ?
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER.
What if I just observe it to check if it is porn and about 10-15 mins later I realize its porn I stop watching and take a nap….still hell?
Lucky for me, I look at porn without scare quotes around it, so I’m good. Think I’ll buy buddy with the sign there a fleshlight when I meet him in heaven.
To be safe, just make sure it’s really nasty stuff you’re watching. If someone spent money on background music or your soul is in danger.
If you continue to use quotation marks to convey emphasis, I will find you and strangle you with my ten foot long penis.
“ten foot long” you say?