News flash: every illegal vote in the last 20 years has been for the Republican candidate. And I’m not pulling that out of my ass, this has actually been studied. Every damn instance of voter fraud, bar none, has been in favor of the GOP.

And in sane countries that don’t give more voting power to ignorant rednecks who have never been more than 50 miles from their birthplace, the candidate who gets three million more votes WINS THE DAMN ELECTION.