Well… she actually reads. She is able to listen and take the advice of others. She’s not a compulsive fabulist afflicted with narcissistic personality disorder. She made her fortune on her own without the help of daddy, and she never went bankrupt. She actually has things to say when she’s in front of a crowd. She can articulate simple ideas in a clear and concise fashion. She can articulate complex ideas in a clear and concise fashion. She behaves like a rational adult, and not like a spoiled child who needs instant gratification.

So, you know, at least there’s that.