Baywatch (2017) review

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Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchanan butts heads with a brash new recruit. Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

Apparently this movie was panned by critics. To remind those of you that may not have experienced Baywatch when it was in it’s prime, it was a late night television show that was about a group of life guards that investigated crimes and situations that happened in and out of the water. At times it bordered on softcore porn and is where a large number of people first met David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson. My question to the critics that panned the movie the movie: Did you guys even watch the original series? Did you not know what kind of movies Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Zac “1% body fat” Effron are making now days?

For those of you that are familiar with Baywatch or have seen any of The Rock’s movies in the last ten years, you’ll know what to expect when you go see the film, and I fully suggest that you do. It’s entertaining, funny and exactly what I was expecting it to be, with the exception of the penis scene. I wasn’t expecting that, but now you are, so when you see the penis scene, you’ll think back to that time I warned you that there was going to be a penis.



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