I know you’re a knee-jerk troll with all the creativity of a Where’s Waldo knockoff, but let me explain what your proposal would cause:
1. Uniting ALL of Islam against us. Over a billion of them. 99.999999% or so are currently perfectly happy to leave us the fuck alone. We take out Mecca, they take out ‘Murrica. “Out Of His Element” Donnie ain’t gonna protect you.
2. PERMANENT theocracy in the Middle East, with the absolute WORST of Sharia Law becoming a mandate. Even the relatively progressive parts of the Middle East suddenly become a place where reporting a rape means admitting to sex outside of marriage, which carries a particularly cruel death sentence.
3. America’s reputation suddenly is equal to Nazi Germany. We will have no allies in that upcoming war. We will be outnumbered. And, in case you’re one of those gunfappers: even if they DON’T somehow get the drop on you, you will eventually run out of bullets.
So, yes. Your proposal, like most of the crap that comes out of that bomb shelter you call a skull, would cause a worst case scenario.
Those Muslims be so crazy. Why can’t they just accept that a cosmic aramic zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree?
needs more explosion, just saying
I know you’re a knee-jerk troll with all the creativity of a Where’s Waldo knockoff, but let me explain what your proposal would cause:
1. Uniting ALL of Islam against us. Over a billion of them. 99.999999% or so are currently perfectly happy to leave us the fuck alone. We take out Mecca, they take out ‘Murrica. “Out Of His Element” Donnie ain’t gonna protect you.
2. PERMANENT theocracy in the Middle East, with the absolute WORST of Sharia Law becoming a mandate. Even the relatively progressive parts of the Middle East suddenly become a place where reporting a rape means admitting to sex outside of marriage, which carries a particularly cruel death sentence.
3. America’s reputation suddenly is equal to Nazi Germany. We will have no allies in that upcoming war. We will be outnumbered. And, in case you’re one of those gunfappers: even if they DON’T somehow get the drop on you, you will eventually run out of bullets.
So, yes. Your proposal, like most of the crap that comes out of that bomb shelter you call a skull, would cause a worst case scenario.
1-it’s only fair
2-it’s only temporary 😉
3-see #1
omg the emogies, we got emogies
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aww, nvm
As opposed to venerating a torture/execution device?
better than praying to a tea cup in space.
checkmate atheists!
Those Muslims be so crazy. Why can’t they just accept that a cosmic aramic zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree?