Trumpy isn’t gonna make it to year 2. If he doesn’t quit, he’ll either die of a heart attack (he refuses to take care of himself) or he’ll be impeached (multiple counts, including colluding with a hostile foreign power to alter the results of a national election) and removed from office. Probably by force. Which will mean that all his supporters will cry whenever we show pictures of Prince Trumperdink being FROG-MARCHED out of the White House.

Pence is an asshole, but he won’t get DC glassed over a fucking Tweet. It’d be nice if we could remove him as well for all that Russian collusion. That sticks us with Ryan. Ryan would serve the public best by falling into a manhole while masturbating, but that’s unlikely. But let’s say SOMETHING happens that takes him out of the running. That leaves us with Hatch. Hatch is a fucking evil redneck stereotype, but considering everyone up the chain, he’s comparatively sane.