This is a real thing that really happened, all thanks to a Christian group that didn’t understand what they were doing when they forced their own way into schools. Shame that the kids got to hear how angry Christians can get when other groups get equal privilege to them.
Satan aint such a bad guy.
He’s all about self-determination, taking responsibility for one’s actions, laissez-faire economics, personal rights and freedoms.
And reality-based sex education.
Sounds like American values to me.
(except the sex education part)
What’s not to like?