Good way to get your ass fired.

Idiot UPS guy left my phone at the neighbors a few years back. Reported it delivered.

I contacted the my cell provider, and UPS and said, there is no phone here – it is winter, cold is very bad for batteries. WTF is my phone.

Very quickly the warehouse supervisor was contacting me. Driver had went home, he was trying to get a hold of them.

I pointed out that was in no way my problem. A extremely expensive electronic device had been reported delivered, when it was not, and if it was not stolen had been left outside God only knows where to be ruined. I doubted AT&T was going to consider it AT&T’s problem.

Driver called in said he had left it at neighbor’s house. I said that I had no agreement to let packages at that residence, they were not home, likely gone for the weekend, and I was not going to go trespassing on someone’s property in the dark,opening doors to their home, uninvited in a shoot first State, to cover for his massive fuck up. – he had left it in their storm door.

UPS fixed the issue. I’ve had no problems since then.