“Tivoli Night! Oh, what a sight! All of Copenhagen is danc-ing!
Laughter and light! Come hold me tight! This is a place for romanc-ing!
Down by the lake, lovers dream to a song, like they were doing when Grandma was young!
Tivoli night! Tivoli light! Life is…OH F**K IT. F**K THIS SONG. DESTROY COPENHAGEN REPTILICUS. STAMP ON IT. CRUSH IT INTO THE GROUND WITH YOUR STUMPY LITTLE LEGS. RIP OFF THE LITTLE MERMAID’S HEAD. KILL. KILL. ANNIHILATE…..Oh sorry. I don’t know what came over me. *clears throat* Life is entrancing, when we’re romancing, dancing in Tivoli!”