(Smaller sign below this one) However, we have never had a human eat a pillow, a curtain, or a tv remote. Nor have we (to our knowledge) had a human shit on the couch or piss on the refrigerator so, there’s that…
>>piss on the refrigerator
back in my crazier days I woke up to a lady friend peeing into the dresser while standing up.
(Smaller sign below this one)
However, we have never had a human eat a pillow, a curtain, or a tv remote. Nor have we (to our knowledge) had a human shit on the couch or piss on the refrigerator so, there’s that…
>>piss on the refrigerator
back in my crazier days I woke up to a lady friend peeing into the dresser while standing up.