1 – 3: Nope. Nothing. Not a single thing Star Wars happened here. Certainly not a trilogy of prequels so gawdawful, they shat all over the franchise we know and love! Move along. Nothing to see here.
4. Star Wars, the movie. Called “A New Hope” by far too many idiots for reasons not entirely clear.
5. Empire Strikes Back.
6. Return of the Jedi.
…30-odd years of silence. That’s right. Nothing (LALALALALALA!! Fingers in ears. I can’t hear yooooo!)
7. The Force Awakens.

Holy shit! A new Star Wars movie. After thirty freaking years! Wheeeeeeeeeeee! (and there was much rejoicing)