Look, lady, get the fuck out of my kitchen. Cooking is a manly thing in this house. Did you even dry-age that overcooked roast? Of course not. You just decided you were gonna try cooking for once despite no dedication to the art. Wait, is that red peppers in a BAKED mashed potato dish? Who taught you how to cook, Mister Magoo!?

Oh, and a giant “go step on a Lego” to the guy who thinks this post is somehow a massive diss to feminism.