“If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off.” Seems like a bit of an extreme solution to wanking, and what if you’re left handed? Also, St Matthew (allegedly) said, “If thine eye offend thee, cut it out, leading to this type of situation –
And why are the specimens in these Christian videos both so cheerful?! If I had their values I’d eventually throw myself off a cliff, leading to eternal damnation I suppose. But at least I’d have had plenty of orgasms beforehand. Unlike them.
Confusing blue balls for blue moon.
Again.
“If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off.” Seems like a bit of an extreme solution to wanking, and what if you’re left handed? Also, St Matthew (allegedly) said, “If thine eye offend thee, cut it out, leading to this type of situation –
And why are the specimens in these Christian videos both so cheerful?! If I had their values I’d eventually throw myself off a cliff, leading to eternal damnation I suppose. But at least I’d have had plenty of orgasms beforehand. Unlike them.
“Let Jesus fulfill all your needs”
… he want’s … Jesus .. to … masturbate you?!?!
and Jesus … is your … brother/father?