If ever a woman needed to have a good wank it’s this one! This is what religion does folks. Turns a perfectly normal activity for both sexes into something to be avoided at all costs. So according to Miss Swishy Hair, I’m only allowed to have an orgasm within the sanctity of a relationship, preferably a married one. Well go f**k yourself lady. Oh sorry. You can’t. Because God is watching and will smite your clitoris.