addition to rule “No F’ing Ponies!”
… please add
“No F’ing Ponies with pointy things on head
(unless that pointy thing is in it’s head and causing death)!”

stop it, stop it now, it’s not too late, walk away and leave this mind bending insanity behind, come to me, let me talk to you about Cthulhu and Friends, you’ll feel much much better!