Hitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and asks the barman if thats Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says yes. The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. “We’re planning world war 3” says Stalin. “We’re going to kill 14 million jews and 1 bike repair man” says Hitler “Why the bike repair man?” The patron asks. Hitler says to Stalin “See? I told you no one would ask about the jews.”