The conspiracy theory concept/online advertising for this movie is just well…INCREDIBLE. The first thing that springs to mind for me is that Kurt Russell must be a member of Plus Ultra. Former Disney child actor who also made a movie about the 1964 Worlds Fair. And yet he’s still here, not married to Goldie Hawn. The only possible explanation is that he’s been replaced by one of Disney’s Audio Animatronic figures in this world, and is living out his real, extended days in Tomorrowland. Which poses the uncomfortable question – Who (or what) is really the star of John Carpenter’s The Thing? This is becoming so complicated, I need to have a lie down. But I’m already lying down….NNNYYYYYYAAAAA!