One Marine is better than…

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters”.

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: “One Marine is better than one hundred Isis ‘S.O.B.’s'”.

Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again: “One Marine is better than a thousand Isis fighters.” The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought … then silence.

Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men … it’s a trap. There’s two of them.”

 



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    notspamming

    What’s with the “hiccup” ?

    tiki god

    hiccup?

    notspamming

    Well, more like lazy naming:

    One Marine is better than…

    And since you’re here, about your firstborn…

    tiki god

    ah, by hiccup you mean repost. why are you communicating in such a confusing method?

    stop shooting up your alcohol or smoking your cocain or whatever it is you kids are doing now

    notspamming

    Yes, repost.
    I recalled the exact name, and wrote that before checking (like never), if the content is the same, hence “hiccup”.
    My bad. Sorry.
    Still lazy naming though.

    Dude, I got 3+ decades too.
    AFAIK, they shoot up marijuana.

    Mooseproof

    First time I heard this, it was about Finnish and Russian fighters.

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