Employee : Sir, you called me?
Boss : Yeah, I need you to go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee : (After a few minutes) Done, sir. Anything else that you’d like me to do?
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : (after a few minutes) Done again, sir. Anything else?
Boss : Do it once more.
Employee : I’m really sorry sir, but I don’t have any stamina left now. I can’t do it anymore.
Boss : Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter home.
